I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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