I just pynch a tree in the face
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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