New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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