why didn't you poke me back
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
