Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
