I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
