porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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