Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
