Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Randomize
