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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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