She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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