Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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