butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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