Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
