So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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