found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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