shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
the raccoons are back...
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