He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
