I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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