i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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