he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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