so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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