Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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