You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just invented taco cereal.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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