Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
NoShamevember. You game?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I got inside last night via doggy door
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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