I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
True college students do jello shots in the library
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