Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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