Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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