hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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