on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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