Apparently you make a good broom.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Someone came in the potted fern
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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