I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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