We're like a lot better than the average bears
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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