THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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