You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
