Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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