That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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