Just mADE A PArabola og urine
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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