I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
try to milk me bitch
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