Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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