that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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