if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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