What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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