Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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