With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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