i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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