i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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