When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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