these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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