If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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